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Customer Demotivational Poster


BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups


TAGS: black friday customers stupid people hell
Rating: 3.67/5


0% -




CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm
BINGO!


YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US - All of our representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line, as calls are taken in the order they are received


TAGS: customer service
Rating: 3.91/5

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Briton of Rose - December 12, 2009, 4:01 am
No beer and no tv make Homer something something...


NO REFUNDS -


TAGS: kids customer service humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 7:34 pm

Thank you!~~Vern is some guy with adhesive tape on his glasses and a pocket protector for his...pocket. Call me Linda, please. (grin)
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

nice stuff today vern :)


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TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5


ANNOYING PEOPLE - When your in the business of customer service, you do your best not to reach out and slap the annoying ones.


TAGS: bad customer
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:41 pm
Hey...I just drank 6 cups of expresso...so, if you don't mind, you'll be the butt of my caffeine for an hour or so (commas and apostrophes...damn)
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 11:38 pm
I know.
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:37 pm
Joke
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 11:35 pm
Noted, Bone.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 11:31 pm
I failed that lesson!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:26 pm
My wife calls it "Playing the Game"...Me, I've been know to slap the sh1t out of people (note the comma Veggie)


CUSTOMER SERVICE - Is alive and well in Europe




MARKETING -


TAGS: looking for new customers
Rating: 4.71/5

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fasteddie - July 24, 2010, 3:49 pm
that's some funny ass shit......


Customer Service -




RESTAURANT CUSTOMERS - "Waitress, I'll have the chop steak! Rare!"




ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS -


TAGS: spandex walmart customers privileges
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 5:39 pm
Have you seen Christina lately? Son...that ain't no draw in.
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
Gah! I could have done without the camel toe drawn in.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am
Jeff Foxworthy said that some things should not be sold above certain sizes
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:56 pm
Sometimes I see dead people. I realize it's the poor souls that saw the spandex people.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:06 am
Amen!


CUSTOMER SERVICE - You're doin' it wrong




Customer Service -


TAGS: sales 9 to 5 customer service customers
Rating: 2.59/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 20, 2008, 12:12 pm
It's true. Could have kept the Doom logo in it and it still would have been true. I've had to many friday nights like this, kinda.


customers -


TAGS: worker retail customer service
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:10 pm
This poster would be great if it weren't for the f'ucking customers.
Silverheart - June 25, 2013, 3:17 pm

He's not even supposed to be here today! 5Ls for the Clerks pic
lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:16 pm

Anyone who has ever worked retail knows this is the absolute truth~~~5LLLLL


Customer Complaints -


TAGS: waitress kids durex customer complaints
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:46 pm
Nice! 5 escapee swimmers.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:39 pm
My first 5L vote goes to You... good one.. !!
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
that means 5
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
So many lions here I can't even count that high


HEY, GET UP -


TAGS: customer service day
Rating: 3.88/5

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Produceman117 - December 11, 2009, 2:27 am
Terrific. 5.
freestyler - December 11, 2009, 12:25 am
At least 1 likes it from behind.
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
5 thank you come again L's


CUSTOMER SERVICE - Operator 47, How may I help you? What do you mean, "What am I wearing"


TAGS: customer service
Rating: 3.65/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:22 pm
It must be a party line!


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




BENDING OVER BACKWARDS - Customerservice to the extreme




Customer Service -


TAGS: customer service dog canine help
Rating: 5/5

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Ninja - June 18, 2015, 7:04 am
What type of dog is that?
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:19 pm
Grooooooan...and 5L. I love a bad pun...


It Takes All Kinds -




LONG LINE? - Yes! So why the @#$% are you getting mad At the person who *did* show up for work?


TAGS: work customers headaches
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 3:26 am
5 lions and, if I may, an extra 5 for surviving retail and not murdering anyone while employed - customers OR employees.
pickleviper - October 11, 2012, 5:17 am
5o, so, so, so true.


PUTTING THE HEART IN HEARTLESS -




customer service -


TAGS: customer service employees underpaid overworked
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2013, 11:01 pm
And it's not just Walmart. I worked for TJX, and I've never seen a company treat their employees with such vicious, backhanded, treatment, beginning with empty promises. It was an utter nightmare.
lgvernon - October 17, 2013, 12:17 pm

I dunno, guys. I've been shopping at Wally World for many years and I have never been met with anything less than enthusiastic assistance. I can't imagine what it would be like to work in a warehouse-sized job site, walking miles each day, for so little.
fgd051943 - October 17, 2013, 11:34 am
Gosh! If you don't like your job, the pay, or the benefits, quit and go somewhere else to work. It's not like you didn't know all this when you started to work there. Short version:If you don't like where you are, go somewhere else that would have you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2013, 1:16 am
Their laziness is due to what I call the "cold war strike." They're paid crappy wages, they give lousy customer service; employers subtract work hours, employees subtract customer service. So, at one time, they might've been, but not anymore :-D
GaryO - October 16, 2013, 7:51 pm
My exact thoughts. I s'pose Walmart has some hard workers, but overworked (?)
RetiredUSNChief - October 16, 2013, 7:00 pm
Nice. But I'm really having difficulty with the "overworked" part with respect to a Walmart employee. I mean, really...


SELF-ESTEEM -


TAGS: work pride customer service friendly
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:24 pm
Damn right, it's better than yours.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:11 pm
Is Moo+ still making milkshakes the "traditional" way now that he's a Mod? I hear they bring all the boys to the yard.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 14, 2010, 2:30 am
As a retail worker, I both hate and love this all too true poster. sigh. 5 hourly paid lions!
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 9:37 pm
I heard that about you.
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
No thanks. I'm satisfied with the nuggets.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 9:32 pm
LMAO Ice! Not bad, not bad... you want fries with that?
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
The world needs moderators too. So... how's your day been, Aggy? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 9:23 pm
I love this! 5L
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
I'm just glad I can make someone else McHappy. 5 golden fries.
rerun - April 13, 2010, 9:17 pm

wow, I feel like the left overs from a happpy meal.


ETHEL -


TAGS: customer service
Rating: 4.4/5

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Greeny - November 10, 2012, 8:34 am
68 Caddy, 120 Octane - woof!
GaryO - November 10, 2012, 7:35 am
Yeah, kinda takes the term ‘pumpin’ Ethel’ to whole new level, don’t it
Greeny - November 10, 2012, 7:03 am
I miss her, and that wonderful smell...


SOCIAL EXPERIMENT -




Corporate Fat Cats -


TAGS: corporate fat cats customers employees
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 12:38 am
Good job.
CloudchaserS - May 18, 2013, 11:57 pm
I wouldn't worry about pe-cahn, pe-can, I'd just make pie


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




MISERY -


TAGS: customer service day loves company
Rating: 3.83/5

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Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 9:58 pm
Thanks, guys. It's always important to make an entrance...shazaam! (No...I won't make a Shaq poster. I refuse to!)
Sean - December 10, 2009, 9:55 pm
Frustrated Incorporated .... One of my favouritest songs. And this poster is great.
spacedog - December 10, 2009, 9:46 pm
Very nice return Bart, 5Ls.
Sean - December 10, 2009, 9:35 pm
This is fuckin' great. Perfect. But I have to 2 it out of sheer jealousy.


PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY -


TAGS: customer service day press 1 for english
Rating: 3.38/5

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freestyler - December 10, 2009, 10:24 am
True, and it doesn't matter which service whatsoever.


WAL-MART - They care about something....... I'm still trying to figure out what it is though.


TAGS: wal mart customer service
Rating: 2.92/5

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agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:17 pm
Cradle... dammit!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:16 pm
That'd be the craddle-to-grave minimum wage program.


THATS GREAT AND ALL - but whats with the hand pointing to food; I just gotta know


TAGS: customer service december challenge
Rating: 2.33/5

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Derek - December 10, 2009, 4:09 pm
They were served.


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